mrs. mozzarella stick
oh hot damn this is my jelly

sharksouls:

matt-meowstic:

sinclair-atomos:

sharksouls:

talk dirty to me

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TOO MUCH DIRTY

sorry

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 


acupofteaandmore:

if i ever misgender you or use slang (bro, man, gurl, dude) that makes you feel even slightly uncomfortable please tell me because your gender identity and comfort is more important than any word i may use to refer to you


basedgosh:

i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world

(Source: basedgosh)


my-barbershop-quartet-is-dead:

oknope:

most important school supplies

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thetomska:

ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

Too soon


vagisodium:

when you accidentally eat a shitty flavour of jelly beans

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(Source: trashboat)


hellatubbie:

according to my calculations image